Filed under: Patriots, AFC East, NFL Quarterbacks
Say it ain’t so, Tom.
The world’s most accomplished quarterback is not really in the market for hair plugs, is he? Why not just go ahead and start carrying a blow dryer into the huddle?
It’s not that hair plugs are necessarily effeminate, or that there’s anything wrong with being effeminate.
Ah, enough with the political correctness. Of course there’s something wrong if you’re an NFL quarterback.
Women fixate on their hair and makeup. QBs are supposed to fixate on the Jets and Ravens.
The position epitomizes leadership, stoicism and all around dude-ness. Now comes word that the NFL’s top dude has visited Dr. Robert Leonard of the Leonard Hair Transplant Association in Cranston, R.I.
Leonard is apparently the Dr. James Andrews of hair restoration. His waiting room is full of magazines like Cosmopolitan, O, and Cat Fancy. I just wish somebody would have sneaked in “Johnny U: The Life and Times of Johnny Unitas.”
Brady could have thumbed through and noticed that the greatest QB ever spent about 1.2 seconds a month fussing over his hair. It might have prompted him to turn to the woman sitting next to him and ask:
“Gisele, am I henpecked?”
The answer to that is becoming sadly clear.
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